The 7 Ugliest Players in Chelsea Football Club

The search for the ugliest player in Chelsea Football Club is on! Are you ready to see who takes the crown?

I’ll be taking into the players’ looks and analyzing who comes out on top (or bottom) as the ugliest.

Are you a Chelsea Football Club fan? If so, you should brace yourself for this one. I have compiled a list of the top 7 ugliest players ever to grace the pitch for the Blues. From crooked noses to weird hairstyles, this list will surely shock and surprise you.

So, let’s dive into the ugliest players in Chelsea Football Club history.

1)David Luiz

David Luiz
Full NameDavid Luiz Moreira Marinho
Date of Birth22 April 1987
Height and Weight1.89 m (6 ft 2 in) & 86 kg
Country of OriginDiadema, Brazil
Club Career For Chelsea2016–2019
Net Worth$80 million

It does not matter whether or not he has a six-pack body; this Brazilian always remains for his unusual haircut. Even though he had some weird nicknames from the Chelsea fans, he looks like Bart Simpson from the animated TV show The Simpsons. That is the reason he is mainly known as Sideshow Bob. However, he also owns an unreal facial shape that does not look attractive. Hence, Davi Luiz was one of the ugliest players in Chelsea.

2)Yossi Benayoun

Yossi Benayoun
Full NameYossi Shai Benayoun
Date of Birth5 May 1980
Height and Weight1.78 m (5 ft 10 in) & 66 kg
Country of OriginDimona, Israel
Club Career For Chelsea2010–2013
Net Worth$10 million

Yossi Benayoun, a former Chelsea football player, has often been called the ugliest player in Chelsea by both fans and media. Although he was known as “The Diamond from Dimona”, it’s become his nickname in Israel. Despite all of his achievements, Benayoun was known for his looks.

Many Chelsea fans were unhappy to watch his look. His facial features are not traditionally considered attractive, with a prominent nose and thin lips. He also has a receding hairline, which only adds to his less-than-desirable appearance. In terms of Benayoun’s appearance, he may need to fit the typical Western standard of attractiveness, which often values a more masculine, chiseled look.

3)Diego Costa

Diego Costa
Full NameDiego da Silva Costa
Date of Birth7 October 1988
Height and Weight1.86 m (6 ft 1 in) & 86 kg
Country of OriginLagarto, Brazil
Club Career For Chelsea2014–2017
Net Worth$40 million

Diego Costa was a formidable striker during his time at Chelsea, but unfortunately, at that time, he was one of the ugliest players on the Chelsea team. Many people talked about his age and looked different (he looks much older than his actual age), including legends like Diago Maradona. His ragged, unkempt appearance on the pitch often drew attention and became the butt of many jokes among fans and media.

4)Steve Clarke

Steve Clarke
Full NameStephen Clarke
Date of Birth29 August 1963
Height and Weight6 ft 1 in (1.85) m & 75 kg
Country of OriginSaltcoats, Scotland
Club Career For Chelsea1987–1998
Net Worth$7.5 million

It is difficult to deny that the former coach of the Scottish national team was also the ugliest player in Chelsea’s history. He was the former manager of Reading Football Club, which is why many people think of his ugliness. Before becoming the Reading manager, Clarke had successful stints as a coach and assistant manager at various clubs, including Chelsea, Liverpool, and West Bromwich Albion. One of the potential reasons why people think he is ugly is that he has faced criticism for his tactics and team selections at times.

5)Dennis Wise

Dennis Wise
Full NameDennis Frank Wise
Date of Birth16 December 1966
Height and Weight5 ft 6 in (1.68 m) & 100 kg
Country of OriginKensington, England
Club Career For Chelsea1990–2001
Net Worth$15 million

Another ugliest player in Chelsea with unusual nicknames with unsightly appearances. At his time, he was known by his nickname ‘Blues Bad Boy’. Also, he has some crazy eyes that seem like he is looking to kill someone. Wise served three months in prison for assault in 1995. As well as his legendary football career, he was known for many controversial speeches. Thus, Davi Luiz was Chelsea’s ugly player.

6)Mark Bosnich

Mark Bosnich
Full NameMark John Bosnich
Date of Birth13 January 1972
Height and Weight1.88 m (6 ft 2 in) & 86 kg
Country of OriginNew South Wales, Australia
Club Career For Chelsea2001–2003
Net Worth$10 million

This former Australian goalkeeper is always remembered by Chelsea fans for his facial shape, and most probably, they can not forget this face anymore. It’s like a nightmare how he smiles. He also had drug and girlfriend-related problems while earning the highest of his career, $115,000 per week. His drug-fuelled depression and comeback, not having a so-called attractive physical appearance, makes him one of the ugliest players in Chelsea.

7)Marcel Desailly

Marcel Desailly
Full NameMarcel Desailly
Date of Birth7 September 1968
Height and Weight1.85 m (6 ft 1 in) & 100 kg
Country of OriginAccra, Ghana
Club Career For Chelsea1998–2004
Net Worth$15 million

This French man was praised by Chelsea fans for his legendary interview speech, “The camp we were training in was awful”. Despite a successful international and club career, he was also known for his ugly look. A wide nose made his face even more awkward. Many people talked about his short hair and odd-looking haircut that didn’t suit his look.


The ugliest player in Chelsea is a matter of personal preference. Regardless of personal opinions, it is essential to remember that these players are human beings and deserve respect. They have dedicated their lives to their careers and have achieved great success in the field. So let’s focus on their talents and accomplishments rather than their appearance and criticism.

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